Some surprising and hilarious search terms have led people to my blog lately--and that's in addition to all the searches from France, Romania, Mexico, Spain, Russia and the Netherlands looking for "girlfriend" within the past couple of days. I imagine my blog was a huge disappointment to them. And to the people searching for:

--There's a Dead Person Flowing My Sister Around

--George Bush shoots brother bb gun

--hot girl

--controversial sea

--how to tell you i love you gayle

(That last one is so sweet. I hope the person figured out how to tell the gayle in question that she is loved...)