The Song of Myself one especially cracked me up:
"Reviewers have flagged the following line:Somehow, I don't think Walt would be very happy with that suggested edit! It actually reminds me of the opening of Self Storage:
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then, I contradict myself ...
This is the kind of factual defiance we will no longer accept from our memoirists. Please change second line to: 'Sorry.'"
I celebrate myself.
Sorry, I just can't do it.
I hope Walt would be happy with what I did with his words...