I'm often frustrated by how the media latches onto diversionary stories, like the strange development in the JonBenet Ramsey case, to make us forget what is really happening in the world, what our leaders have really gotten us into. But sometimes I appreciate a bit of diversion in the news, so it was kind of fun to see this headline, nestled between "Journalists in Gaza Protest Kidnapping" and "Israeli Commando Dies in Lebanon Raid" on the AP Wires: Man Trapped Waist-Deep in Chocolate.